Here is a joke about cryptocurrency:
Why is cryptocurrency like a good metallurgist?
Because she is only in ash, while all the others are in share.
Another joke about cryptocurrency:
Why does a programmer never lose cryptocurrency?
Because he always keeps it on the "deck" (decoder)!

The exchange analyst and broker meet at the elevator.
— Well, is it up or down now?
— We need clear certainty about which floor we are on at this specific moment. In any case, we will not rise above the roof or fall below the basement. However, it is not excluded that the elevator may get stuck or the direction of movement may change due to an emergency necessity.

joke pro cryptocurrency:
Dear newly minted investors, do not burn your savings on the exchange by yourself, do it under the guidance of an experienced investment consultant!

Here's a joke about cryptocurrency:
A crypto investor walks into a pharmacy and says:
— Do you have anything for panic?
The apothecary replies:
— Of course, we have broth!
The investor asks in surprise:
— Why do I need broth?
The pharmacist with a smirk:
— To calm your nerves when Bitcoin drops again!

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Song about the Gate exchange
(Verse 1)
On the waves of finance, like on the sea,
The Gate exchange awaits us, like a souvenir.
We came here in search of luck,
Through charts and candles, our journey begins.
(Chorus)
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In the world of crypto, we don't get bored.
Dreams come true here —
The magical world smiles at finance!
(Verse 2)
Coins are dancing, rates are jumping,
Collecting experience like drops in a vessel.
Trading here is like art.
Every step matters, there will be no emptiness.
(Chorus)
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In the world of crypto, we are not bored.
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Song pro the exchange Gate
Verse 1:
The screen is shining, it's night on the clock,
Exchange Gate, you are in our heart.
We trade, pictures with a dream,
Every moment - don't miss it, keep up with me.
Chorus:
Gate, Gate, our crypto world,
Where dreams come true, as if in the air.
The rate rises when the planets are in a row,
We are together, my love, in this excitement!
Verse 2:
Tokens in the pocket, the stakes are high,
We are friends with charts, dreams are behind us.
Trading chaos, but that's the thrill,
With each step closer, luck comes to us in the quarter!
Chorus:
Gate, Gate, our c

🔥 CryptoQuant reports that the crypto market is in a state of overheating, which may lead to a short term correction.
It is important to be patient and wait for a possible start of an upward trend in the second half of this year.

🐋 CoinGlass reports that whales are looking to sell a significant volume of ETH worth approximately $263,000,000 in the price range of $3850 to $4000 per coin.